Angelina Jolie has written about her recent trip to Iraq:
"My visit [to Iraq] left me even more deeply convinced that we not only have a moral obligation to help displaced Iraqi families, but also a serious, long-term, national security interest in ending this crisis.
"Today's humanitarian crisis in Iraq -- and the potential consequences for our national security -- are great. Can the United States afford to gamble that 4 million or more poor and displaced people, in the heart of Middle East, won't explode in violent desperation, sending the whole region into further disorder?"
God damn - Angie's an expert on national security now. She should go on with Wolf Blitzer and explain her plan. "Well Wolf, what I think we should do is, we should all dress up like we're going on a camping trip, then we should find some generals to stand beside and get our picture taken. Then we should eat some rotten food with some soldiers who want to have sex with us...don't forget the pictures either. And then we should have our picture taken with some displaced persons, remembering to keep a deeply concerned expression on our faces. If we follow these steps, I firmly believe we will all be on the cover of US Magazine. Oh, and the terrorists will no longer want to kill us."Die whore.
