Jocelyn Wildenstein has had more work done. What am I saying? Jocelyn Wildenstein is always having more work done. Her daily schedule reads like this:
- Wake up
- Have coffee
- Get work done
- Eat lunch
- Scare school-children
- Spend dead husband's money
- Stare at face in mirror for two hours, trying not to weep
- Get work done
- Eat supper
- Vomit
- Little touch-up
- Read some Spinoza
- Go to bed and hope not to die in sleep like the Elephant Man
Put this bitch in a circus where she belongs.
