Forgot to mention yesterday that Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins. The reason I forgot is that I don't give a fuck about Lopez and her shitting little vag-monkeys, but whatever. She had them. So whoopdeedo.That was an Archie Bunker drop-in, by the way. The whoopdeedo, not the vag-monkey thing.
Oh...Leah Rimini was one of the first people who popped in to congratulate J-Lo. There was a rumor a couple years back that Rimini was helping Lopez become fertile using some kind of Scientology hocus-pocus. Focused thinking or weird alien exercises or I don't know what the fuck. Anyway, whatever Lopez did, it worked (I suspect her fertility secret was fucking someone other than that zombie Marc Anthony but I have no proof). And Rimini wasted no time shoving her ugly mug up in J-Lo's bloated face. If I were Lopez, I'd check to make sure my twins are still there. I wouldn't put it past Rimini to kidnap the kids on behalf of Scientology. Those fuckers are crazy.
