Ali Lohan is ready to step out of her big sister Lindsay's drunk shadow and cast her own drunk shadow.
Ali is reportedly auditioning to join the cast of High School Musical 3. This despite the fact that she can't even sing or dance as well as Zac Efron or Ashley Tisdale.
Ali talked about her feeble little aspirations to Teen Vogue:
"I want it so bad," Ali said about her dream of making it in Hollywood. "So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."
No Ali sweetie, it's not happening. Just cause your idiot mom Dina says something is real that doesn't mean it is. She's delusional. And so are you. And you're ugly and dumb.
Ali talks about her sister Lindsay's influence on her:
"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."
You are a lost little lamb Ali.
My suggestion? Stripping lessons. Followed by screenwriting lessons. And it's never too early to make a reservation at Cirque Lodge.
