Zac Efron needs to quit pretending he's straight.
Don't worry Zac - you can still play basketball and drink beer if you're gay. It ain't about that.
Embrace it Zac. Own it.
Get rid of your beard Vanessa Hudgens. God - even Ashley Tisdale would be better than that brazen hussy.
Just be yourself Zac. Your wonderful, flaming, fruity self.
And stop wearing your hat backward. That's so lame.
