Patrick Dempsey gives off that "happy to be anywhere" vibe, doesn't he? His inclusion in the
Oscars seemed sort of random.

What's the matter
Johnny - did someone tear you away from your comic book collection? Oh, poor thing, you had to go to an awards show. You and
Keira Knightley would make a lovely, sullen couple.
Daniel Day-Lewis seemed chipper. Now won't see him again for ten years. He's like that one cousin who pops in at the family reunion once a decade, then returns to his four Kenyan wives on his dirt farm.
Viggo. 'Nuff said.

I'm including
Tilda Swinton in the male post until further notice. Cause I ain't convinced. There needs to be some kind of exam.
Clooney and his hooker. Does George ever drop the "I don't take all this seriously" act? He's in danger of becoming
George Hamilton.