Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Katie Holmes - The Picture Of, Um, Loveliness

Katie Holmes went to the Costume Designers Guild Awards. Cause she's a big-time fashionista now. A couple years ago she was dressing in low-rider jeans and Wal-Mart camisoles, but not anymore. Tom hooked her up with Posh and now she's...

Hideous.

And unhappy-looking. Strained. Gaunt and miserable. She's obviously stuck on the bridge. Somebody's gotta come and clear her out. Or at least fuck her. Poor girl probably spends her days chomping ice and pining for Chris Klein.