Angie and Maddox just got done going to see The Spiderwick Chronicles. They went into a gift shop and Maddox saw some gum he wanted. Angie read the label - the gum was called "I Heart Penis." She thought this was funny and bought Maddox the gum.
Question: What does I Heart Penis gum taste like?
Question: Why is there even such a thing as I Heart Penis gum?
Question: Is Maddox now gay?
Question: Would Angelina love Maddox more if he were gay?
Question: Where do I get some I Heart Penis gum?
