Kid Rock apparently tried using his dirtbag charms on Cindy Crawford. Don't know if Kid managed to get in her pants or not. I'm hoping not, just for the sake of Cindy's health.Cindy Crawford would have a great career ahead of her as the new Janice Dickinson if only she weren't such a god damn prude.
Cindy needs to know...when you're old and untalented and no one thinks you're hot anymore, the only way to get attention is to get drunk and throw your legs way up in the air on television. It's just reality.
