You knew the second he started talking about sobering up and getting his life in order that Steve-O was probably one pamphlet away from finding Jesus.Sure enough. Here's Steve-O on his quest for a new and better Steve-O:
"I'm doing really well, overwhelmed with excitement regarding the future. My urge to stay sober, today, is way stronger than my urge to get fucked up. I truly pray to keep it that way."
Steve-O honey...there's no such thing as an "urge" to stay sober. Having urges of any kind is sort of the problem.
Anyway, we know that you will soon be embracing Jesus the same way Mel Gibson did after he kicked drugs. Cause that's what most addicts do. They don't really get better, they just trade one kind of crutch for another.
No matter what religion you adopt, Steve-O, I'm sure you will always have an urge to be a disgusting asshole.
