Perez Hilton is apparently desperate to get people to pay attention to him. That's the only explanation for his absurd claim that he made out with John Mayer in front of Jessica Simpson at New York's club Stereo last year.
Hilton makes this claim in the new issues of Life & Style and In Touch (both of which should have their headquarters blown up by terrorists for propagating such bullshit). The zit-faced pantload then went on Ryan Seacrest's show to repeat the lies, saying, "He is definitely bi.
"He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.
"I thought he was messing with me. Then he kept going and going."
Perez then outdid himself for vileness by saying Mayer's ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson was there, and not only didn't mind, but actually joined in by rubbing Mayer's crotch.Okay Perez...so John Mayer stuck his tongue down your throat in front of people, and Jessica Simpson rubbed his crotch at the same time. I hope to tell you're only screwing with us on this one, because if you actually expect us to believe this, then you have seriously flipped your wig.
