Jessica Alba is taking heat after participating in a dorky stunt related to her advocacy for, of all things, sharks. According to reports, Alba was one of a group of troublemaking asswads who ran around Oklahoma City this weekend plastering public spaces - including a donated United Way billboard - with pictures of predatory fish, all the while taking pictures of their idiot, self-satisfied selves, and then of course posting them on the internet, just in case no witnesses got a good look at them.I suppose there are people out there who would give Alba points for engaging in such allegedly subversive behavior, and I might agree with them, if only the whole thing didn't reek of pointlessness, and if only Alba hadn't backtracked so quickly, releasing the following statement within four seconds of the first hint of a backlash:
I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.
So not only is Jessica an idiot, but she's also a sniveling little twat who sells out her alleged friends, calling her association with them "ill-advised," almost faster than her publicist could hammer out the apology. A moron and a coward, that's Jessica Alba.
