Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Nearly Offed Himself

Certifiable lunatic Alec Baldwin claims his exposure as the world's most revolting excuse for a father caused him to contemplate taking his own life.

Baldwin's long dark night of the soul began when a verbally abusive voicemail he left for his daughter Ireland ("rude little pig") was released to the public, touching off an ugly backlash.

But Baldwin finally decided not to kill himself because, he says, "If I committed suicide, [ex-wife Kim Basinger] would have considered that a victory. Destroying me was [her] avowed goal.

And for once in your life you couldn't just give Kim what she wanted? God damn it Baldwin, why must you be so stubborn?