What kind of dickhead cracks on Facebook that a gorilla recently escaped from a South Carolina zoo must've been "one of Michelle Obama's ancestors?" The kind who works for the GOP and calls himself Rusty DePass.
This is why you have to love things like Facebook and Twitter. Reality provides enough opportunities for morons to say horrible, life-ruining things, but add those social networking places to the mix and you've got a veritable 24-hour-a-day simmering cauldron of inappropriateness sitting there just waiting to boil over. Memo to Rusty: other people can see what you post on the internet. Vanessa Hudgens learned that the hard way and now so have you. At least I hope you've learned. You are at least as smart as a Disney skank, right?