Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Leo Will Be Dipping Back Into The Vapid Twat Pool


Leonardo DiCaprio has broken up with his swimsuit model girlfriend Bar Rafaeli, according to People. "They're taking time off for the time being, they've split," a source said. "It could just end up as a break but for now they're doing their own thing."

Where oh where will Leo ever find another girl as great as Bar? She was perfect for him. She never made a peep, her hair was always shiny and, no matter how far he threw the stick, she would always run and get it.