Saturday, June 13, 2009
Yes Mariah, This Is Why We Hate You
This is Mariah Carey's luggage arriving with her at Heathrow Airport in London. The Daily Mail says that, all told, Mariah came with 23 suitcases...and this is only to stay for a few days. Imagine what would happen if she decided to stay a month. She would have to rent an entire gigantic ocean-going freighter.
This kind of self-indulgence is exactly why people despise Mariah Carey. Sadly, Mariah does not realize how much people loathe her. Like Michael Jackson, she labors under the belief that, because a few wretched souls show up when she arrives at airports to scream and yell and wave signs, everyone in the world just adores her. But, I assure you - the majority of humans who are aware of Mariah Carey want her to get cancer and die. Okay, maybe not get cancer and die. Just get cancer. A really painful kind that goes on for years and causes all your hair and teeth to fall out, and your voice to fail, and renders your body no longer able to digest anything but a vile paste made of rendered animal fat and peasant dung.
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Mariah Carey,
Michael Jackson