Thursday, September 3, 2009

Painful Admission

Jon Gosselin has publicly faced up to the pain of living with sea-hag Kate for all those years.

"I took a lot of abuse from her," Jon said in a new interview. "I was put down."

That took courage, Jon. I mean it. A lot of men would've been afraid of looking like a candy-ass, but not you. You rose to the occasion and admitted what a pussy-whipped, miserable little fuck you were. Why don't you reward yourself by picking up a drunken skank, fucking her silly while screaming out Kate's name then curling up in the fetal position and moaning for the rest of the night? Then pound a Whitman sampler and take a shower.