You can eat corn. You can make crappy jewelry out of corn. You can transform corn into a disgusting lumpy syrup, dye it purple and call it "grape jelly." Or you can mow your cornfield into a maze shaped like Taylor Lautner's face. Among all these options, the last is certainly the lamest. "Look at me, I'm going up Taylor Lautner's nose." Just like the coke he snorted off that whore's ass-cheek last night.
