Lindsay Lohan has made a new friend in Promises - fellow trouble-making tart Dori Cooperman.
Ms. Cooperman, a New York socialite, checked in to rehab two weeks ago after being hit with probation for stealing a neighbor's check and trying to deposit it (genius). Reportedly, she was originally enrolled in an Arizona rehab, but decided it wasn't cool enough and moved to Promises instead.
Promises - it's where the cool people pretend to dry out.
Lohan, of course, has a rather shaky track-record when it comes to choosing friends. She once yukked it up with Paris Hilton - until Paris and her buddy Brandon Davis started calling her Firecrotch. Then she hooked up (in more ways than one) with DJ Samantha Ronson - who, it turns out, has been conspiring with the paparazzi to get pics of Lohan, and was responsible for Lindsay being photographed passed out the night after her DUI arrest.
Who wants to bet Dori Cooperman winds up pumping Lindsay for info, then turns right around and sells it to a tab? Poor Lindsay - if it weren't for her crabs she'd have no friends at all.
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