Paris Hilton may be out of jail, but that doesn't mean she's free. L.A. County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore announced in a presser this morning that Paris will have to fulfill her commitment by serving 40 days of home detention, monitored by an ankle bracelet. The blonde dipshit will be forbidden to venture outside of a 3,000-4,000 square foot range, and cannot stay out of the house for longer than 30 minutes.
Hilton, reported Mr. Whitmore, was reassigned after "extensive consultation with medical professionals." The only "medical professional" known to have visited Hilton during her jail stay was a psychiatrist, which leads us to believe Paris is suffering from some mental disorder. Is being a raging slut now officially a psychiatric condition? More likely, Paris just feigned intense emotional distress, and this shrink used his dubious credentials to get her reassigned out of the jail. All those years of practice at being a spoiled, whining brat finally paid off for Paris in a big way, it looks like. Good for her.
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