Victoria and David Beckham both have reality shows coming out - separate ones, in which the other will not significantly participate. Posh's, set to air on NBC this fall provided network brass don't suddenly come to their senses, will follow the former Spice Girl as she moves to America, shops and rubs up against Perez Hilton like he was a really fat, ugly, sweaty stripper pole. David's show, meanwhile, will document the sports star's transition from European soccer to American - and hopefully feature lots of shower footage and other really fun gayish stuff (without too much blurring-out of naughty bits).
It's interesting, I think, that the producers of both these shows have opted to avoid showing David and Posh interacting. I wonder why. Maybe it's because their relationship is a total sham carried on for the cameras? Behind-the-scenes, do these two even talk to each other? Do they even see each other on a daily basis? Can they stand to be in the same room? I've always suspected David had some Filipino boys on the side, and that Poshy in fact doesn't have a vagina. I have no proof - it's just something I dream of at night (when I'm not lying awake sweating and shaking, and praying for the giant spider with Wink Martindale's head not to come down from the ceiling).
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