Amy Winehouse went out the other night and lost her keys, so when she got home she had to crawl under her own gate. Okay, so there are certain advantages to being emaciated from excessive drug-use - I'll concede that. However, I think Amy has demonstrated her lack of imagination here. I mean, there are all those paps around. If it were me, I would've had them boost me over the gate, rather than crawl under it. Amy needs to take a lesson from Britney Spears, who treats the paps as her own personal army of assistants. Britney wants coffee, she sends in a pap. Britney runs out of gas, she has the paps bring some. Britney's windshield is a little dirty, she tells a pap to wipe it. That's thinking outside the box. Amy, she's just not on the ball.
