Friday, December 7, 2007

James Blunt, Man-Slut


From The Please God Don't Let It Be True Department...There's a ski resort out in the middle of Switzerland somewhere full of chalet girls who claim to have had their virginity taken by singer James Blunt. By one account, the actual number of young females who've been deflowered at this particular resort by Blunt reaches into the hundreds. And the girls aren't shy about declaring the identity of he who made them into women - they actually walk around wearing t-shirts saying, "James Blunt Took My Virginity."

A frequent guest at the resort said of Blunt's activities:

He does very well for himself when he comes here. Last season, I saw loads of the chalet girls working out there wearing T-shirts emblazoned with 'James Blunt took my virginity.' I can't believe he's had all of them, but going on his previous form, I suppose you can never rule anything out.

Okay, let's get one thing straight - there's no fucking way all those women were virgins before Blunt stuck his thing in them. In fact, I'm guessing most of them weren't, meaning the t-shirt thing is really nothing but a not-very-funny joke.

Secondly...any woman who allows James Blunt to touch her anywhere in a sexual way is so lacking in taste that, frankly, it's no surprise they would also go around boasting of having been conquered by him. Obviously, James goes for the easiest targets he can find, people like Lindsay Lohan and Petra Nemcova. These Swiss chalet girls he's banging...it only takes a couple sips of wine to get them to spread for you. I know cause someone told me.

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