Woody Allen wet-dream Scarlett Johansson is suing US Magazine for claiming she had a nose-job. Her rep said:
[The nose-job story is] an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof.
And Scarlett herself said to rival celeb rag OK! Magazine:
I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead [sic].
Oh, don't worry Scarlett dear - anyone with two eyes can tell you haven't had any work done on that schnoz of yours. I've had baked potatoes that looked less like baked potatoes. If I were you I'd be less worried about getting defamed by celeb mags, and more about the fact that no one ever seems to talk about you unless it's to mention your boobs or the fact that old, washed-up Jew film directors slobber over you. Seems to me no one takes you seriously as an actress at all. Please don't sue me for saying so.
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