Saturday, December 1, 2007

Simpson Denies Lip-Work


Jessica Simpson's reps deny persistent rumors that the dumb bitch had something freaky done to her lips, which some say are looking fuller and plumper and more trout-like lately. The statement:

Jessica did not have anything done to her lips. She tried Restylane some time ago and did not like the way that it looked or felt, so she has not had anything done since.

Come on reps for Jessica Simpson - you expect us to buy that shit? Everyone knows how addicted these idiots become to plastic surgery. They can never just have something done then decide they didn't like it and move on - there's always something else they feel like they have to try. It's a compulsion. Like being a jerk. Something I know everything about.

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