Comedian James Corden has apologized to Keira Knightley for an off-color remark he made while presenting her an award. Yes, Keira finally won something - Best Actress at the Sony Ericcson Empire Awards. Not exactly an Oscar but she'll take what she can get. Anyway...Corden was introducing Keira's videotaped acceptance bit (she's too important to show up for that kind of thing in person) when he decided to have a spot of fun - telling the audience he had recently had a three-day sex marathon with the bony starlet (as if that half-dead bitch could last three days). This got back to Keira later, and when Corden ran into her at another event, she completely snubbed him. Now Corden is contrite:
Truly, I thought about doing that [joke] 20 seconds before I went up. On my life, it just came out.It really was a joke. I would like to know she did know that. I think she's great.
The sad thing is that Keira wasn't even at the event where the joke was made. I mean honestly, how thin-skinned can you be? It wasn't like he humiliated you in front of people Keira. Jesus, lighten the fuck up you stroppy twat. You aren't as important as all that.
