Two of David and Victoria Beckham's housekeepers were arrested for allegedly stealing their employers' gaudy shit and putting it on eBay. The stuff was allegedly taken from Posh and Becks's $5 million Beckingham Palace, a place they barely visit anymore since moving to L.A. (making it real easy for somebody to pinch stuff). Unfortunately, the thieves' plan was foiled when Victoria's parents saw the stuff on eBay and recognized it.
You know what would've been funny? If Posh's parents had bought the shit and then given it to her as a birthday present. You think she would've recognized it? "I gave that to you five years ago you dumb twat. You don't even know how much shit you have do you?"
The alleged thieves, Eric and June Emmett, deny the whole thing, and blame the British tabs for making it up. Well, yeah, that's possible. It's also possible that we're dealing with a couple of dumb-asses who will now be ground into dust because they dared fuck with Posh.
