You may have noticed a precipitous decline in the number of really annoying scam robocalls lately. That's cause the fuckwads responsible for the #1 most annoying robocall scam, the "your warranty is about to expire" bit that interrupted many a happy lunch hour and masturbation session for the Crabster and thousands of others, have had an injunction slapped on them by the Federal Trade Commission and are staring down the barrel of a giant class-action suit.The four pieces of shit responsible for the scam are said to have bilked morons out of up to $10 million since 2007, both via robocall and postcard. I don't know who to be angrier at: the fucksticks who made my cell phone ring every day while I was in the middle of coming or the stupid hunks of animal dung who encouraged the whole thing to continue by actually falling for it. Either way, it appears the authorities have at last realized what monumental pains in the ass these people are, and have at last elected to take action. If they're looking for any suggestions about punishment, I could throw out a few. Like pulling their asshairs out one by one, then peeling their skin off slowly and cooking the exposed flesh with a blowtorch. For starters.
