Thursday, June 11, 2009

Dipshit Claims Firing Was Politically Motivated

Carrie Prejean dismisses charges that she failed to live up to contractual obligations and cites politics as the real reason she was stripped of her Miss California title.

"They don't agree with the stance that I took [on gay marriage]," Prejean prattled. "Shanna [Moakler] is trying to bash me. They don't like me. From Day One they wanted me out, and they got what they wanted."

Prejean also claims that the pageant people wanted her to pose in Playboy and appear on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here, but she refused. Cause her Christian principles are real, unlike Heidi Montag's. Unfortunately, her boobs are just as fake as Montag's, which somewhat undermines her good-little-Godly-girl image. Of course, fake boobs are not actually forbidden by the Bible, so that makes it technically okay for her to have them. Sucking Donald Trump's dick might be a little harder to square with the Big Guy once Carrie's day comes around (hopefully, that day will come soon, and will involve large amounts of electricity passing painfully through her surgically-enhanced body).