Thursday, June 11, 2009

He Should Be Glad He Had The Work

Bret Michaels is pissed off at the Tony Awards people, claiming they didn't bother checking up on him after he got bashed in the face by some of their scenery on Sunday, and suggesting, via his reps, that the awards were negligent in allowing the accident to happen. Nice try Bret, but nobody's buying it. We all saw the video; we all saw you bopping along in your brainless way, with this giant thing coming down on you, and you just flat-out weren't paying attention. It was entirely your fault for not knowing what the hell you were doing. I wish that piece of set had left you looking like that rich chick in the nasty Porsche wreck pics everyone's constantly Googling. I love your lips now though. They make you look like one of those heinous plastic bitches who are supposed to be so hot for you on your VH1 show.