This is Michael Jackson's ear. You may note that it looks odd, like it's not all there. This is not an optical illusion. Apparently, plastic surgeons have been taking bits of Michael's ears for awhile, needing the cartilage to reconstruct his fucked-up nose. The end result: his nose is still a mess, and now his ears are too. I was going to say, "Let this be a lesson to anyone who's considering going down the cosmetic surgery road," but of course, that's like lecturing a teenager about not having sex. You have to fuck it up for yourself before you can know how fucked up it is. And by then it's too late.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
How Do You Know When You've Had Too Much Work Done?
This is Michael Jackson's ear. You may note that it looks odd, like it's not all there. This is not an optical illusion. Apparently, plastic surgeons have been taking bits of Michael's ears for awhile, needing the cartilage to reconstruct his fucked-up nose. The end result: his nose is still a mess, and now his ears are too. I was going to say, "Let this be a lesson to anyone who's considering going down the cosmetic surgery road," but of course, that's like lecturing a teenager about not having sex. You have to fuck it up for yourself before you can know how fucked up it is. And by then it's too late.
