Wednesday, June 10, 2009

If A Someone Pulls A Publicity Stunt And No One Gives A Shit, Does It Make A Sound?

Musician Max Drummey has admitted that his quickie Vegas wedding to Peaches Geldof was nothing but a publicity stunt, one he claims worked wonders for his band Chester French.

"It was totally a publicity stunt. 100 per cent," the guitarist said. "I have her [Peaches] on retainer. Not as my PR, as my friend. On my personal payroll. She's my friend for money. She also orchestrates publicity stunts for me."

So it's like in school when I used to give kids candy and blow-jobs so they'd hang out with me? No, it's nothing like that. It's infinitely more pathetic. Because at least I was just a child who knew no better. Max Drummey...

Yeah, you're right, it's just about the same thing. Sad that, despite this wildly successful publicity stunt, I still had never heard of Chester French until reading this story. And if Peaches thinks she's some kind of media manipulating wiz-kid...guess again. Britney Spears pulled that same one long ago, and she's dumber than a squashed grape.