The new issue of Us reveals that, while Kate Gosselin was at home celebrating her 34th birthday on March 28th of this year, her husband Jon was in Park City, Utah getting drunk and crazy with his 23-year-old school teacher fuck buddy Deanna Hummel.
The rag says Jon, who was in Park City for some kind of festival, began his day throwing back free brewskis with Deanna, who he allegedly first met in Pennsylvania some time ago, and wound up the night smoking pot with her and her friends at a bar owned by Danny and Chris Masterson. Finally, someone has dragged the Masterson brothers into the Gosselin affair.
When reached for comment, Kate Gosselin shot fire out of her twat, which burned off the faces of everyone within a twenty mile radius. Jon escaped harm, being far away at the time, having wild sex with much younger women.
