Monday, June 8, 2009

Lying Scumsuckers


Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are lying about being tortured by producers of the NBC show I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here, according to people on the set.

"Any accusations that Spencer and Heidi were harmed are untrue," said a source. The idiot couple had been claiming they were kept in a small, locked room without food or water for several days, and that Heidi developed an ulcer as a result of this ill-treatment. Sources say they were actually locked away for something like 14 hours, all as part of the show, and that they were provided with rations.

Spencer and Heidi are now going to sue NBC for abusing them. I really hope the NBC people have learned a lesson from all this, namely, don't go into business with scummy people like Spencer Pratt. Clearly, Spencer has been playing this thing for his and his revolting wife's own publicity purposes from the beginning, with the whole leaving and returning charade, and now this farce.

It's all quite sickening, but something good can still come out of it: if corporate assholes band together to blacklist Spencer and Heidi, ensuring they will never have a major media outlet for their nonsense again. I want to see them reduced to producing YouTube videos. I am not optimistic.