The Malawian supreme court (snicker) has sided with Madonna, and reversed a lower court ruling blocking her from adopting anymore of the country's thousands of pitiful little orphans on the basis of her not having established residency in the country.
Residency schmesidency, said Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo. "In this global village a man can have more than one place at which he resides. The matter of residence should be determined at the time of application of the adoption. In this case, Madonna was in Malawi not by chance but by intention. She is looking after several orphans whose welfare depends on her. She can therefore not be described as a sojourner."
All that legalese makes my hair hurt. Here's one thing I do like though: the name "Lovemore Munlo." I had no idea "Lovemore" could be a first name. Now I am going to change my name to Lovemore Buttsex or perhaps Lovemore Oreos. The possibilities are endless.
As for Vadge...she may now