Lady GaGa was caught on the beach without make-up or crazy hair or crazy clothes, or any of the other stuff she uses to cover up the fact that she is a fat, ugly no-talent. This is the most shocking unmasking since Marlene Dietrich at the end of Witness for the Prosecution. Yes I realize I just gave away the ending of Witness for the Prosecution, but you weren't ever going to watch it anyway. I personally am still mystified by the whole Lady GaGa phenomenon. It seems people are so desperate for a new Madonna that they'll hand that crown to just about anyone. The old Madonna is offended at being replaced, and will express her displeasure by twisting your head off with her bare hands.
