Friday, June 12, 2009

They Probably Said Something Bad About Her...In 1998

Angelina Jolie cheesed off Harper's Bazaar by refusing to participate in a big feature story they had planned on her. No photoshoot for the cover. No quotes for the piece. Nada. Zilch. Zippo. The magazine went ahead with the piece anyway, but had to use an old pap photo and throw together some rehashed bullshit in place of the new fawning article they would've run.

As far as I now, Angie has given no explanation for her refusal to cooperate with the magazine, but I can imagine she is holding a grudge against them for something they said about her, possibly even years ago. Angie seems to me like the kind of person who never forgets a snub. Well, frankly, that's the kind of person I am too. I burn with hatred for years, even decades after the fact. Just ask the chick who grabbed the last Easter egg in the Easter egg hunt, leaving my basket empty. It happened when I was five. I still routinely call the bitch in the middle of the night and tell her I'm going to break into her house and strangle her with piano wire.

Yes, I have a problem. Deal with it, fucko.