Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Verbal Diarrhea


Megan Fox is the new Jessica Alba. Megan runs her mouth about everything. She’s on record complaining about her resemblance to Alan Alda, looking like a tranny and being too beautiful and sexy. Just shut it, Megan. I don’t want to hear your revelations, you brainless cow. Megan has not learned by Jessica’s example. If you are a marginal actress, no one cares what you think. Keep quiet and look pretty. You are capable of earning some major coin and may retain some mystique. Zip it. You lose your allure with every asinine comment and interview. You are paid to be beautiful. That's it, genius.
UPDATE-There's one more nitwit too stupid to stay quiet, Jessica Biel. It's easy to forget her until she opens that mouth.