Tuesday, June 9, 2009

When Will This Ho Learn How To Dress?

Is that camo or quasi-camo or faux-camo or pseudo-camo? Whatever it is, it's basically camo. Memo to Beyonce: even Ted Nugent thinks camo is hideous. There are no fucking rhino or moose in Harvey Nichols. Unless Kirstie Alley happens to be shopping there, and she's only dangerous when her blood sugar spikes.