Tuesday, June 9, 2009

You Can Get On With Your Life Now

Adam Lambert has admitted that he likes dick, is not so high on vagina. He made his announcement in Rolling Stone magazine - which says more about Rolling Stone than it does about him, quite frankly. Adam boasts that he's "proud of his sexuality," which is more than I really ever wanted to know about him. He could've stayed in the closet forever for all I care. Gay or not, he wasn't good enough to beat Kris Allen in a singing contest, and Kris Allen fucking sucks, so what does that say? Get all these American Idol meatheads out of my face.