Michael Jackson's earthly remains were finally laid to rest yesterday at fabled Forest Lawn cemetery, where lots of big stars like Clark Gable are also interred. The funeral service was scheduled to begin at 7 pm local time, but reportedly, the Jackson family didn't show up until 8:30. What the hell happened? Jermaine misplace his sparkly glove? LaToya misplace her nose? Joe decide to give everyone one last whupping for old time's sake?Poor old Liz Taylor had to sit there for an hour and a half, waiting for the creepy Jacksons to finally arrive. Were it me, I would've gotten up and walked out. And taken a bunch of flowers with me. Might as well get something out of it.
