Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Confused Young Man

Chris Brown has flip-flopped on his remark to Larry King that he didn't remember beating the hell out of Rihanna.

"There have been reports on the Internet that I didn't remember what happened that night with Rihanna," Brown says in a new statement. "I want to try and set things straight.

"That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like four or five times -- and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.

"The first four times – or how ever many times it was - I gave the same answer -- which was that I didn't think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn't fair to Rihanna. The fifth time – or whatever it was – I just misspoke. I was asked, 'Do you remember doing it?' and I said, 'No.'

"Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can't believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before."

Oh, why don't you admit it Chris - you fell into a psychotic rage and totally blacked out. That's why you don't remember. Hey, it happens to all of us. Next time, just try not to beat up someone famous and female. Find a stray dog or a homeless guy. Or Andy Dick.