Jon Gosselin should write a book on how to land babes. Chapter 1: Marry a fame-whore who scores a TV gig by turning her uterus into a Best Western. Chapter 2: Let said woman walk all over you on basic cable for a couple of years. Chapter 3: Stray. Chapter 4: Grow a pair and dump the bitch. Chapter 5: Reel in the hos. Chapter 6: Hair plugs. How they worked for me.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Don't Hate The Playah
Jon Gosselin should write a book on how to land babes. Chapter 1: Marry a fame-whore who scores a TV gig by turning her uterus into a Best Western. Chapter 2: Let said woman walk all over you on basic cable for a couple of years. Chapter 3: Stray. Chapter 4: Grow a pair and dump the bitch. Chapter 5: Reel in the hos. Chapter 6: Hair plugs. How they worked for me.
