Thursday, September 3, 2009

Nutters On Both Sides

The screaming right-wing town hall nutters are not the only nutters out there. There are plenty of angry left-wing nutters too, and today, one of these lefty freaksticks upped the ante by biting off a dude's finger.

According to the LA Times, the nutters were all assembled at a health care rally, the lefties sponsored by MoveOn.org and the righties by no one because righty nutters need no sponsors so long as the fires of hatred keep burning in their hearts.

The Times says a lefty nutter tried to pass through a group of righty nutters to get to his MoveOn peeps. Not surprisingly, a scrum broke out. During said fracas, the lefty nutter got a 65-year-old righty nutter's pinky in his mouth and bit it off.

The righty nutter calmly picked up his pinky and went to the hospital (old folks are tough). The lefty nutter is currently being sought by police.

I am currently seeking a French tutor. Do they need angry celebrity bloggers in France?