Gwyneth Paltrow's foray into know-it-all twattery via her website GOOP is not merely a passing fancy, but is in fact part of a larger scheme to transform the Oscar winner into the second coming of Martha Stewart.
"Her plan is to stay visible in the occasional film, but to create products for real women," reported a Paltrow confidante. "She is working on new products for her own beauty line under Estee Lauder and looking at different products for moms at home that she can tie to her website, GOOP."
Why give it away for free when you can make some dough on it, right Gwyneth?
She may hate America, but she sure loves good old-fashioned American capitalism.