Someone must've been bombed on the greatest leaf in the history of the cosmos when they came up with the idea for Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans.
"We're gonna do a remake of that Harvey Keitel movie Bad Lieutenant, see? And we're gonna have it be in New Orleans. And Nicolas Cage is gonna play the bad lieutenant. And it's gonna be directed by Werner Herzog of Fitzcarraldo fame. And it's gonna be the most fuckin-a crazy bad-ass fucked-up movie in the whole god damn world, man. And I'm gonna tell someone this idea as soon as I get myself out of this bathtub where I've been for the last three days. Wait, do I still have legs?"
