Tuesday, September 8, 2009

College Girl

Emma Watson has given up the glitzy celeb life to enter Brown University, where she intends studying something that will be totally useless in her future life as a lead actress in static period dramas co-starring men with the last name "Firth."

Here we see her sitting on the steps with her boyfriend Jay Barrymore, who is almost certainly a drug dealer. Emma just wants to be like all the other kids at Brown - which is why she flew in by helicopter, and started yelling at people who were taking her picture.

She'll be gone in six months. Back partying with the Geldof girls and Agyness Deyn. Back tantalizing all her fans with tiny glimpses of her underwear in the rain.