Monday, June 18, 2007

Angelina Hates George Clooney


Angelina Jolie is not a big George Clooney fan. According to the National Enquirer, Jolie thinks George is some kind of bad influence on her kept-man Brad Pitt:

Angelina hates the whole Ocean's 13 - Rat Pack phenomenon. She can't stand the boys gang thing, which is why she's never liked George Clooney. ... She was always afraid that when Brad was in Las Vegas filming Ocean's Clooney was trying to lead him astray.

This may sound like mere insane jealousy on Angie's part, but I think she has good reason to worry. If anything in this world will convince Brad that he's wasting his life with her, having fun with George and the rest of his buddies will do it. The more time Brad spends with Clooney, the closer he will come to realizing that he doesn't really want to go back to Angelina. One of these days I suspect Brad will leave with George and simply not come back. And then I don't know what Angie will do - shoot fire out of her snatch maybe, or adopt fifteen more kids and move to some shithole in Africa which she will rename Angelinaland and rule like Brando in The Island of Dr. Moreau. Either way it won't be pretty. Except for Brad, who will be off fucking Thai hookers.

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