What do you get when Victoria Beckham, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes head to a soccer match? That's right - a total freak-fest.
Posh has done it - she's turned Katie Holmes into a creepy European chick. The kind of rich old broad who haunts Monte Carlo looking for hot, naive twenty-year-old guys to seduce. You know, the type who has a big dusty villa full of stuffed owls, and likes to read de Sade aloud. And Tom - you just know he's clapping louder than everyone else. Tom always has to do everything more than the person next to him. It looks like his mom cuts his hair for him too.
Look at all the people checking out Posh. You'd swear they'd never seen a malnourished ferret-chick with big fake tits before.
