Friday, June 1, 2007

Haylie Duff And Kim Kardashian Like Calling Each Other Names


The new trend of celebs bitch-slapping each other over MySpace is kind of tedious - except when it involves Haylie Duff and Kim Kardashian, who began feuding some time ago, and are still tearing into each other. Haylie, I would have to say, is ahead on points right now - largely thanks to this post on her blog:

You know Kim, my ass might not be as big as yours, but at least I have A JOB. Not all of us get to inherit millions of dollars from a Daddy who helped a cold blooded murderer win a rigged lawsuit. Do you really think being friends with every single overrated, substance abusing young woman in Los Angeles makes you an "it" girl? I'd take a long, hard look in the mirror. So you screwed on camera and made a "work out" video. Daddy would be so proud, stupid bitch.
I don't care what people have to say about this blog. She deserves every word.

This is for everybody who can't figure out why I despise that cockroach.

Haylie then illustrates why Kim is so worthy of disdain by posting screenshots of some rather unpleasant messages.



Kim and Haylie going back and forth:

Haylie (ID Oprah's Simulacrum - cause White Oprah was taken I guess):

You're so pathetic. What a waste of time even talking to you. I hope you go and join your friend [Paris Hilton] in the clink, where you whacked out dangers to society belong.

Bye.

Kim (ID Princess Kimberly):

haylie baby that was funny. don't you have a horse show to get to? I'm sure you'll get the blue ribbon!

Haylie:

I've told you 1,000 times, I'll tell you again. Leave me the hell alone. I'm not interested in talking to someone as malicious as you, who spends all of her time either picking people apart or snorting blow.

Kim:

why do you like talking shit? i'd buy you a muzzle but your mouth is probably too big.



From Kim to Haylie:

just so you know, this conversation never happened

post it again and I'll fucking kill you

I would have smacked you when I had the chance, but shit splatters.



From Kim's brother to Haylie later in the evening:

stupid bitch god fucking hates you because you remind him of all his mistakes...leave her the fuck alone

you think youre hot shit...everyone fucking knows you live in the slums bitch, the only time you've ever seen 90210 is on your scale

suck a cock

Yes Haylie, we understand why you hate Kim so much.

Ha ha - you do look like a horse though.

(thanks to Crabbiefan Starr Lobado for the tip)